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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Chris Avellone explains New Vegas's bugs, talks like hippe

According to Chris Avellone, Senior Designer for Obsidian Games, the Mojave Wasteland is so big it's trippy, and that trippiness causes bugs.


In an interview with ComputerAndVideoGames.com, Avellone ranted like a dirty hippie: "It's kind of like the bugs of the real world - the sheer expanse of what you're dealing with causes problems. Everything's copastetic, now if you'll excuse me, I have a hacky-sac to play with. Peace bro."  Avellone made no mention about how the Gamebryo engine made things worse, a smart move considering Bethesda keeps coming back to it like a crack addled whore. 


He did however point out that even the team of 300 testers used to bug test the game couldn't spot the all the bugs, a statement that is made true only when you realize that there are so many game braking bugs, that NO ONE TESTED THE GAME AND HE'S LYING.





Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Fallout New Vegas is broken masterpiece

So here's my review for the new Fallout game. It's almost perfect, however that "almost" is a real kick to the bojangles.

There are numerous bugs that will cause the console to freeze, but the big problem is the combat system. Holy fuck is it broken. Broken like nothing I've ever seen before. Basically anytime you get in a fight the controls lock up completely except for the analog sticks. You can't aim, you can't shoot, you can't even get into your Pipboy. So if you want to utilize the new aiming down the sights system, or shoot an enemy, or use the hotkeys to switch weapons, or reload, or do anything like that during a fight, you often can't. While this is all happening and the enemy AI are shredding your ass apart with gunfire (because you can't kill them), you may want to duck into the Pipboy screen and get some health.....but you can't do that either.

Basically, it's completely broken.

I should mention that when they fix this issue, the rest of the game is a masterpiece. I personally like it allot better than even Fallout 3. And I will talk about those things, when they release a patch to make this game playable.

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