The Dark Tower: Discordia

As if the fact that JJ Abrams involvement with the future TV series based on Stephen King's epic trilogy The Dark Tower wasn't awesome enough, there's this video on King's website about an upcoming video game, The Dark Tower: Discordia.

Just one more reason to love Philadelphia.

Next time you are on the train in NW Philly and you approach Duffy's Cut, realize you are about to travel over a MASS GRAVE at 200 miles per hour.

Don't waste your money buying videogames when you can use that same money to pay a prositute to shit on your chest, thereby stimulating the economy.

The list of free shit you can get off the internet the last time I checked, (which was about 1996) is pretty fucking staggering. Coincidently 73% of what's available is also of an epically fucking pathetic quality, or possesses such little usefulness that it's mere existence is a testament to the fact that God is dead and we are isolated beings in a desolate yet infinitely complex structure of frozen cosmos.

And yet there is hope...

But not for God. No, no, no, no..... God's dead...dead like Tara Reid's floppy titties.  Anyway here's a pretty comprehensive list I found of free online MMORPGs.  Keep in mind that probably a handful of games on this list are worth the time to download and play, while the others will waste both your time and HDD space, so tread lightly, and if you don't bother scanning your downloads for viruses than, hey, what can I say?  Unless you want more bugs on your hard drive than the shitty anti viral soft ware you installed can shake a stick at, then scan that shit before you install it mofos.

Take care now.

Deth Sukz

For my more fucked up readers, here is a page where you can find all the ways in which many people died.

Anyone who fucks with Glen Tickle will be raped. And by raped I mean I will run you over with my car.

Last Sunday I did another open mike at the Bethlehem Brew Works and this time I did not shout at any audience members. Since then, I've been told that my performance was much better than it was the previous Sunday. I am happy about that but my act is still a work in progress.  However Glen Tickle is already funny and everyone should see him do his material. You can see the both of us tonight at Stooges in Allentown.

But if you fuck with Glen I'll rape you with my car.

Lylian Trailer

I'm doing standup comedy now.....I know, I know.....It's about fucking time!

Yes, it is true and if you have not heard the rumors out there about me returning to comedy then you are what it means to be a fag. The king has returned to the village that birthed him the nipple troll that will one day save all of Albion. Right now I'm just doing open mics where ever I can get to, I plan to per sue this as a career. That feels weird saying that last sentence, but it's true as I'm going to just find a shit job to pay the bills until can make some money off this. This will be my career because, and I'ma let you finish, but I was made for the stage. Like the Decemberists. Not like Kanye though.

Your turn out would be appreciated.