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Monday, October 26, 2009

Don't waste your money buying videogames when you can use that same money to pay a prositute to shit on your chest, thereby stimulating the economy.

The list of free shit you can get off the internet the last time I checked, (which was about 1996) is pretty fucking staggering. Coincidently 73% of what's available is also of an epically fucking pathetic quality, or possesses such little usefulness that it's mere existence is a testament to the fact that God is dead and we are isolated beings in a desolate yet infinitely complex structure of frozen cosmos.

And yet there is hope...

But not for God. No, no, no, no..... God's dead...dead like Tara Reid's floppy titties.  Anyway here's a pretty comprehensive list I found of free online MMORPGs.  Keep in mind that probably a handful of games on this list are worth the time to download and play, while the others will waste both your time and HDD space, so tread lightly, and if you don't bother scanning your downloads for viruses than, hey, what can I say?  Unless you want more bugs on your hard drive than the shitty anti viral soft ware you installed can shake a stick at, then scan that shit before you install it mofos.

Take care now.

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